Hyacinth Bucket (whose name, she insists, is pronounced “Bouquet”) is a suburban housewife in the West Midlands. She would be the first to tell you that she is a gracious…

Anthropologist Dr. Brockton unearths a primitive troglodyte — an Ice Age “missing link”: half-caveman, half-ape — in a local cave. Through medical experimentation, she manages to communicate with him and…