When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter…

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking…

Brian tries to use Dylan’s television connections to further his career.

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at…

On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up…

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe’s police body cams to record their every…

Stewie finally says his first word, and it’s a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Will surprises Bailey showing up at his place. Will thinks Bailey drinks too much, and asks Sarah what’s going on, but she doesn’t want to talk about Bailey. He tries…

Bailey and Will plan a trip to Mexico, and the girls want to go too. The car breaks down in the middle of nowhere and later the car is stolen….

Will is leaving for college and his new roommate comes from Seattle so they can go together. He’s a freak, but Will has to be nice to him – after…

Sandpiper is finally back in business but Joe’s nose is broken by a man who mistakes him for Brian. At the surgeon’s office, the doctor’s observation of a bump on…