Shoemaker and Abbey work to get the vending machine returned after it’s removed by the PTA. Later, Loren clashes with his old teacher while Fairbell’s sexual orientation is discovered.

Carrie meets with actor/producer Matthew McConaughey in LA to talk about optioning her columns to make a movie. Miranda wrestles with the level of open sexuality in Los Angeles. Charlotte…

Bart gets sent to juvenile hall after fooling everyone that there was a marriage concerning him. He encounters a dangerous girl there… He flees with Gina, but then the two…

Bart will be visited by many of his past girlfriends.

Sheldon and Amy await big news.

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

When Steve’s baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he’s not a goody-goody.

Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who’s two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys….