Jerry’s girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine’s lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

Jerry dates Bette Midler’s understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she’s being insulted in Korean.

A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.

Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George’s mental stability.

George dines with Elaine’s boss; Jerry’s sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

George’s intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor–stat; Jerry is bumped from a school’s Career Day.