George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn’t think he’ll live to see its success.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George’s pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

George pretends he’s a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine’s former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine’s current…

Kramer’s job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a…

Kramer’s girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry’s parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

Elaine’s staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a “bad seed”; Kramer’s friend forces Jerry into crime.