Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes…

To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger’s help.

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out…

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as “The Two Hundred” has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his…

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean…

Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

Jeff returns from space … or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot’s hamster.

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people…

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine…

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and…

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis’ carefree, single life, a la “It’s a Wonderful Life,” his wish comes true. In Stan’s wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.

Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and…

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Meanwhile, Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so…

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…

Stan can’t escape a recurring Father’s Day.

A mold of Francine’s vagina is displayed in a museum.

Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his “permanent record”, the only…

Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan…

Stan tries an experimental pill from the CIA and turns into a girl. Meanwhile, Klaus and Roger start a business selling Stan’s suits as he no longer needs them as…

Stan attempts to infiltrate the “Occupy” movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack. But when he’s captured and returned home by a group…

Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in Roger’s attic bar but, when Bullock becomes Hayley’s best customer,…

Francine tries to relive the Smith kids’ childhood by taking a group trip to the “Familyland” theme park that ends up being anything but family-friendly.

Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a “good” Stan in his sleep – Jekyll & Hyde-style – who’s hell-bent on pursuing all the…

In this “Breaking Bad” parody, Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability…

Steve decides to prove his manhood by accompanying Stan and his CIA cronies on their annual hunting excursion. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus undertake a cross-country trek.

Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, and Roger capriciously has a one-night relationship with her before being fed up with her quirks. He tries to get rid…

Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he’s the most hated person in Langley Falls. Meanwhile, the child Stan and Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up…

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to…

When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on…

When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan’s old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is…

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for…

When Black Villain shoots Stan’s new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.