When John decides to try out for “Survivor,” Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition tape. Also, Colleen confesses she can’t swim when she and Matt discuss Hawaii…

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey’s jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

Lyndsey’s boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey’s jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

Lyndsey’s boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney’s relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily’s pregnancy.

Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (1985).