When Steve’s baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he’s not a goody-goody.

A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on…

The Smiths get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum — either…

When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a…

During the Smith family’s tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the “cool kids” social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try…

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile,…

Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.

Francine and Stan compare parenting skills after Stan creates a clone of Steve; Roger searches for the missing bride and groom.

It’s Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that…

If there’s one thing that Stan Smith loves, it’s a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where…

Despite Francine’s warning, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas; Steve accidentally shoots Santa.

When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff…

Francine demands that Stan take the family on a vacation after she learns all of their previous vacations never actually happened: The CIA had planted artificial memories of the “vacations”…

Stan, who had Hayley brainwashed because he wanted her to be a sleeper CIA agent, activates her and orders her to marry a senator’s son. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve decide…

Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him,…

Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns…

Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he can’t risk saying or doing anything about it because he’s up for a promotion at the…

Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he’s dead. After…

Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president…

Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she’s sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of…

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine’s memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her…