Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and…

Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds’ egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve’s…

Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan’s office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches Breaking…

Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes…

To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger’s help.

Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan…

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out…

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve’s school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as “The Two Hundred” has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his…

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist’s wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after…

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented “Noah’s Ark.”

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean…

Jeff returns from space … or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot’s hamster.

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve tries to catch Hayley’s pink eye to get out of…

Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and…

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff become suspicious of Roger when he organizes a “Burning Man” reenactment for…

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and…

Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to the Arizona State University for a college visit, where a…

Steve becomes a pilot.

Stan and Steve become sushi chefs.

A mold of Francine’s vagina is displayed in a museum.

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they’re trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve…

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot’s feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him…

Hayley, still heartbroken over Jeff’s abduction, meets millionaire Matt Davis, who begins to help her move forward, until Steve and Snot discover that Jeff’s alive and trying to make it…

When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a…

After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve…

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to…

Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego “Dr. Penguin” until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger’s role while he…

When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis to marry the school’s Superintendent and to…

Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a…

When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger’s footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona….

Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him.

When Stan decides that Snot isn’t cool enough to be Steve’s best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.