Weaver and Susan’s feud escalates to the point where Mark needs to step in and fix it. Benton is involved in a parking lot altercation, resulting in a broken hand…

Weaver and Susan’s feud escalates to the point where Mark needs to step in and fix it. Benton is involved in a parking lot altercation, resulting in a broken hand…

When Hank’s boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school…

Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team.

Hank is excited about Halloween until someone complains and has the holiday canceled.

Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.

Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.

At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it’s the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left him. Bill tries to commit suicide, and when that doesn’t work…

After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to…

Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in…

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.

After Bobby feigns taking Connie’s father’s bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class–for women.

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

Peggy’s aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby’s Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author’s version is revisionist.

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

Kicked out by his wife, Hank’s hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby’s school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

Connie’s delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who’s oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…

When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank…

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank…

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…

Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.

Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.

Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school’s police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man…

Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.

Dale’s son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school’s offer, which includes a cash contract.

To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their “retreat”, they decide…

Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill,…

Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank’s nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic…

Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks…

Bobby becomes quite the ladies’ man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.

Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince…