George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that…

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer…well, nobody can help Kramer.

George embarrasses himself at a kids’ birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.

Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt’s neighbor.

Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine’s new relationship and Kramer’s business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.

Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George’s passion wins him a job; Elaine’s exclamations end her relationship.

Elaine’s prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.

On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit the right airport.

Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant seeking his confession.

A show about “nothing” is George’s pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

George pretends he’s a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine’s former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine’s current…

Kramer’s girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry’s parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer’s lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.