The U.S.S. Cerritos is dispatched to a planet to investigate an unexplained sighting of a dangerous Mugato.

Debra, Debra, and Debra come to terms with their own mortality as a very rude meteor hurtles toward Lemoncurd.

Debra, Debra and Debra make a big mess on the way to brunch and must clean up the evidence before it’s too late.

The town rejoices as a natural wonder of Lemoncurd erupts, forcing Debra, Debra and Debra to have to take care of themselves.

A roast held in Laszlo’s honor reveals dark secrets.

Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends. Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.

The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.

Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.

Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.

Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls’ night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time…

Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.

The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.

Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

The fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.

Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.

Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.

The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out on the town.

The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.

Ilana’s family comes to town to sit shiva for her grandmother, and Abbi finally strikes up a romance with Jeremy.

Liz has trouble adjusting to being a stay-at-home mother. Jack takes stock of his life, and Tracy struggles to get on without Kenneth.