CIA analyst Jack Ryan uncovers a series of suspicious transactions that take him and his boss James Greer out from behind their desks into the field to hunt down a…

The COs at Litchfield’s maximum security unit size up the new arrivals. Off her medication, Suzanne hallucinates.

George’s intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor–stat; Jerry is bumped from a school’s Career Day.

After accidentally ruining the family’s Christmas tree and presents, Bart buries the evidence and claims a burglar stole everything. When Kent Brockman does a human interest story on the family’s…

Homer is shocked to discover that his bowling teammate is an accountant for Fat Tony and his mob. When Fat Tony gets jury duty, he appoints Dan as the temporary…

Barney uncovers the lost episode of Robin’s “Underneath the Tunes” as Robin Sparkles. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are concerned that Ted’s new girlfriend is a stalker.

Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang. Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend’s wedding.

When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor…

C.C. makes a bet with her brother that he can’t get Fran to play Jeopardy!. But Fran somehow enters the game and manages to win! Meanwhile, Mr. Sheffield is driving…

A alien abduction of two teenagers with endless versions of the same story prompts a science-fiction novelist to to write a book about the incident; however, nobody involved with the…

Blossom’s wants some time alone with her new boyfriend to try to get something going, but there’s too much going on in the house to get anything started.

Jesse moves in with a reluctant Dylan and gets on his nerves. Valerie, unaware of Jesse’s presence, drops by Dylan’s house while babysitting Hannah. Jesse jumps to conclusions and assumes…