Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage…

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going….

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend’s bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan…

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie…

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because…

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic…

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no…

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan’s emotional insecurities.

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie’s most recent ex-girlfriend.

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia’s healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie…

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake’s birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act…

Charlie gets tired of Alan’s mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers’ double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

Charlie’s friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force…

Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn’t marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie…

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife’s lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage…

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

Berta’s daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan’s sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because…

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic…

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no…

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going….

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend’s bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan…

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie…

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan’s emotional insecurities.

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie’s most recent ex-girlfriend.

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia’s healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie…

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake’s birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act…

Chaos reigns in the ER when two prisoners are brought in for treatment, but instead plot a violent escape. Their desperate actions place one doctor in harm’s way, and forces…