Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters…

Kelso drops Jackie off in Chicago, but she is immediately homesick and reaches out to the gang for companionship. Eric finds out at the last minute that Kitty deliberately hid…

Kelso considers what to do about his relationship with Angie, and comes to the conclusion that it’s time to break up, but he’s not sure how to do that. He…

Jackie is offered her dream job, but unfortunately, it’s in Chicago. She wants to know what her future is with Hyde, but he’s unwilling to answer. Kitty and Donna are…

As Eric prepares to go to Africa, Kitty is still having problems dealing with his departure. Donna is also having problems; she can’t come up with an appropriate going away…

Jackie’s doubts of a future with Hyde come to the breaking point, and she decides to go along with a misunderstanding and pretend to be Donna, engaged to Fez, whom…

Red reluctantly agrees to take Kitty ice fishing, which doesn’t turn out to be as bad as he expected. Kelso accidentally makes a threat on the President, prompting the guys…

When Donna gets 6 tickets to the Packers game, Eric convinces the gang to give one of them to his dad. Hyde offers to do a ticket stub switch with…

There’s a sexy new intern, “Sizzlin” Sarah, at the radio station that has the guys going crazy. Sarah manipulates the station manager into firing Donna by using Donna’s feminism against…

Jackie, who’s still smarting from her breakup with Hyde, is going to host her own public television show. Hyde suspects that Fez knows what Jackie was trying to tell him…

Eric decides to leave town to make a documentary about his life on the road. His car breaks down and he finds Leo. The two go to a truck stop…

When Brooke leaves Betsy in Kelso’s care, he’s ecstatic. His happiness soon ends when he notices that Betsy cries every time he holds her. Leo’s offers to help Kelso with…

Donna and Eric are in disbelief when Kelso chooses Jackie and Hyde over them to be Betsy’s godparents. On the other hand, Hyde and Angie believe there’s someone breaking into…

When Eric realizes he is the only loser with no future in the group, he goes looking for a job, only to find he isn’t very good at many things….

In preparation for pursuing a teaching career, Eric receives his high school transcripts and discovers that he received an incomplete in gym class. He enrolls in a summer gym course…

Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at…

When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn’t know any household hints, so she gets Minh to supply…

After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer…

When Hank and Peggy try to clean up a historic Arlen landmark, they find out that the town was founded by harlots and was once a place of ill-repute. The…

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…

Kahn is accused of having become so assimilated that he’s a “banana” — the Asian equivalent of an “Oreo.” To get back to his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a simple…

Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at…

When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn’t know any household hints, so she gets Minh to supply…

After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer…

When Hank and Peggy try to clean up a historic Arlen landmark, they find out that the town was founded by harlots and was once a place of ill-repute. The…

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…

Kahn is accused of having become so assimilated that he’s a “banana” — the Asian equivalent of an “Oreo.” To get back to his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a simple…

Hyde sets to fire Leo for mismanaging the record store, but ends up with a new employee; Jackie has a night out to move on from Hyde.

A surprise bachelor party for Hyde falls apart when the guest of honor lands in jail, while his wife gets to know his ex-girlfriend a little better.

Red and Kitty are celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary, and this makes Kelso think that it’s time for him to get married. He decides to propose, but before he can…

Donna’s sexy pictures for Eric repeatedly fall into the wrong hands; Jackie moves in with Fez, whose crazy ex-girlfriend better not find out.

Red hires Leo to take pictures at his veterans reunion; Jackie and Fez suspect Donna is cheating on Eric.

The gang steals the ceramic clown mascot of a burger joint, and the whole town is angry except for Red, who never could stand the thing.

Hyde returns from a Las Vegas sojourn, confronts Jackie about Kelso and finds Leo has mismanaged the record store; Kitty makes an audio tape for Eric and admits experimenting with…

A squad member is shot while storming an apartment; Clark and Jones investigate the bludgeoning death of a woman whose wealthy husband was going to finance a friend’s salon business.

Bale offers to recommend Sipowicz for the squad commander position; Ortiz and Murphy investigate the death of an Arab woman; and detectives search for the man who shot Bale.

As he begins his new job as squad commander, Sipowicz disobeys orders and keeps a murder investigation open… even though a Japanese man with diplomatic immunity has confessed to the…

The detectives continue their search for a serial killer who targets alcoholics trying to get sober; and Clark and Jones investigate a homicide linked to a woman with whom Clark…