When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other’s son, Dale concludes he’s not Joseph’s father–and that an alien is.

After Bobby feigns taking Connie’s father’s bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill’s depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies’ man Boomhauer.

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it’s Hank who wins the honor–and bungles it.

Peggy leads a troupe of “wenches” to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There’s just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have…

The boys are on a mission: return “The Lord of the Rings” to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth…

A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys’ 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, the boys…

When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland,…

When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he…

In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr….

After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships…

In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around…

The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making…

With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must…

The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his…

The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stan’s room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are…

The boys have to sit through “The Russell Crowe Show” in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chef’s new TV…

Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause…

Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman’s…

Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he…

The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more…

When Jackie’s father is arrested for bribery, Kelso thinks she’ll come running back to him. But when Hyde and Kelso get into a brawl over Jackie, Kelso accidentally shoots Hyde…

The S.A.T. scores have come in and everyone does significantly better than Eric. He’s particularly upset by Donna’s high score and blames her for distracting him during the exam. As…

The kids prepare to make a weekend college visit to the University of Wisconsin. There’s only one snag in the plan: Donna tells Eric that Bob will not let her…

When Eric decides to buy Donna a meaningful gift, he ends up getting her an engagement ring. But after discussing it with the guys, he realizes they are too young…

Eric hides the fact that he’s failing math from Red because he wants to prove that he’s starting to get serious about his future. Red is so impressed by his…

Donna has had enough of the Golden State. She misses Eric, who, although she doesn’t know it, is headed West – despite his parents’ objections – to declare his love…

As punishment for Donna going away to California, Bob transfers her to a Catholic School, which means that Donna won’t get to see Eric as much. Eric is determined to…

Kitty joyfully announces that she’s pregnant, but the reaction that she gets from Red leaves a lot to be desired. Eric and Donna continue their campaign to get Jackie and…

Kitty’s parents arrive from Arizona, after being told that Kitty has some wonderful news to share with them. Kitty’s news isn’t what she thought it would be, and throws a…

In a romantic moment, Donna presents Eric with a ring, much like the promise ring that he gave her, and caused their break up. For Donna, the ring symbolizes their…

Kitty decides to throw a neighborhood barbecue after she wins a year’s worth of hot dogs. Eric is upset when he learns Casey is invited, so he devises a convoluted…

Kitty and Eric go to the Hub after a dentist appointment and catch Donna (who’s drunk) skipping school with Casey. Neither Bob nor Joanne can exert any authority over Donna,…

Eric doesn’t know what to do when Red says ‘I love you’, so he decides to say it back, but learns that Red was drugged when he said it. Fez…

Hyde tries to teach Fez to drive but Fez damages the car and hurts Leo, who was taking a nap behind the car. While in the hospital Leo falls in…

Eric catches Jackie kissing Todd, her boss, but instead of telling Kelso, he holds it over her head. Jackie decides to tell Kelso about it herself, as well as telling…

While trying to come up with a quote for the yearbook, the gang recalls how they met for the first time. They go through the times when they each met…

It’s Prank Day according to Kelso, who manages to trick his friends twice with his stunts. The guys’ attempt to retaliate backfires horribly when Red triggers their prank instead. But…