Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie’s got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And…

Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer’s house.

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

Niles wants invitations for a contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen’s son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help…

Someone crapped in Gladys’ car. Elmer tries to get an appartment. Batman’s Nemesis tries to find Batman. And Special Ed wants to go to Hawaii. Birchum tries to get a…

Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the…

Shavin books a room for the Wu Tang Clan. Haddassah wants to be a nanny. Rob’s friend(who’s deaf) wants to call a phone sex line. And Elmer keeps finding chicken…

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don’t have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he’s afraid of saying something stupid and getting himself into trouble, so he enlists his friends to make sure things…

Monica and Phoebe throw Rachel a baby shower but forget to invite Rachel’s mom. During the baby shower Rachel panics when she realizes she has no idea how to look…

Monica’s restaurant gets a bad review in the Post. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. Meanwhile, Rachel gets…

Monica and Phoebe bet on when Rachel’s baby will be born as the due date comes and goes as Rachel becomes extremely irritable. Meanwhile, Joey invites Chandler to his big…

Ross and Rachel go to the hospital to have their baby, but it’s a long labor. They get stuck in a semi-private room, and many other couples come and go…

Phoebe gets Monica and Chandler a Ms. Pacman arcade game for a wedding present, which leads to some heavy competition between Monica, Phoebe, and, surprisingly, Chandler. Ross gets to teach…

Monica turns Chandler on to the concept of taking a bath to relax, complete with scented oils and candles. Ross and Rachel toss baby names back and forth while deciding…

Chandler’s very curious about a locked closet by the bathroom in their apartment, but Monica won’t tell him what is inside. After Phoebe convinces Monica to get a massage from…

During Valentine’s Day, Chandler and Monica discover the miracle of birth by watching an extremely graphic video. Ross hides the fact that Rachel is now living with him from Mona,…

After Joey reveals to Ross that he’s in love with Rachel, Ross has a hard time accepting this revelation. However, after giving it some thought, he convinces Joey to tell…

At Central Perk Phoebe does a reading of tea leaves which tell her that she’s soon going to meet a man of her dreams. In fact, she does meet a…

Everybody prepares to go out to Long Island for the elder Gellers’ 35th wedding anniversary party. Monica struggles to prepare the perfect toast that would make everybody cry. Meanwhile, Ross…

The friends are looking forward to getting together and celebrating Phoebe’s birthday. However, on the day of the party, Ross struggles to convince Rachel to leave Emma with Mrs. Geller…

Ross and Rachel hire a nanny for Emma named Sandy and things seem to be going great. However, Ross is uncomfortable having a male nanny. Meanwhile, Chandler becomes upset when…

Ross finds a way to make Emma laugh – singing Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back.” Needless to say, Rachel isn’t as amused, once she finds out. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets Mike’s…

Rachel’s sister Amy tags along for Thanksgiving at Monica’s place, because her (married) boyfriend cancels their plans. While watching the parade, Joey realizes that he forgot to show up for…

Joey becomes convinced that Monica is having an affair, after Chandler sneaks back into town without him knowing, in order to have some alone time with his wife. Meanwhile, Rachel…

Everyone in the gang gets a little upset when Chandler announces that he’ll be spending Christmas and New Year’s Eve in Tulsa because of work. To make matters worse, Monica…

Following Rachel’s acceptance of Joey’s accidental proposal, confusion reigns as Rachel wonders whether it was the right thing to do and Phoebe can’t seem to mind her own business. Finally,…

Chandler, having trouble getting enough sleep at home, falls asleep in a meeting and accidentally agrees to run his company’s Tulsa office. Emma won’t stop crying after Rachel interrupts her…

Rachel’s pediatrician drops her as a client because she calls him incessantly to ask about any insignificant issue concerning Emma, so now she must find a new one, which puts…

After Phoebe has a talk with Ross, it prompts her to realize that she’s never had a long term relationship. Monica makes a startling discovery while visiting Chandler in Tulsa….

Dr. Greene’s final days are spent in Hawaii with Rachel, teaching her to drive and surf. When he suffers a seizure, Elizabeth is called. Mark refuses to go home. He…

Just when the ER is understaffed and swamped, two children who were brought in turn out to have full blown smallpox. The entire ER must be locked down. The staff…

When Dr. Lewis gets a hysterical call from her niece, Susie, she hurries to New York to search for the child and her sister Chloe. The crossover continues on Third…

Dr. Carter reads a letter from terminally ill Dr. Green to the ER staff. Dr. Weaver lashes out at a mentally challenged patient. A terminal, homeless man continues asking for…

Drs. Corday and Greene are awkward when working together in the ER. Dr. Weaver treats victims of an intense fire that may take the life of a dear friend.

As Dr. Greene’s brain tumor begins affecting his coordination, he becomes concerned that his fate will be similar to the terminally ill patients he treats.

After Dr. Corday moves out, Dr. Green fights loneliness and pain by immersing himself into his work. Dr. Chen discovers that a comatose teen is ready to give birth.

After some staff members are caught going through a dominatrix’s bag, Weaver makes them attend a sexual harassment seminar, where they learn about each other.