Kitty thinks that it would be a good idea if Red and Eric become friends. She forces Eric to invite Red to go with the gang to a wrestling event…

Valentine’s Day is coming up, so Eric decides to ask Donna out on their official first date and give her his class ring. She breaks her study date with Hyde…

Since no one else is around, Jackie confides in Eric that she thinks she might be pregnant. Eric passes the news on to Donna, who tries to get Jackie to…

Jackie dumps Kelso after he makes out with Pam Macy and invites everyone but him to her parent’s ski cabin for the weekend. Eric, excited about what this could mean…

When Eric scratches the car, Red suspends his driving privileges, so the gang has to walk everywhere. That is, until Kelso’s cousin lends him a car. They get arrested though…

Jealous of Hank’s new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.

Bobby’s affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank’s dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.

A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale’s stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.

Peggy’s fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi’s newborn are revealed.

Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank’s pals make use of her cast.

Bill is accepting, but Hank isn’t, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill’s touchdown record.

Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.

Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation–and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.

Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.

Hank’s propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in “a war called ‘Thanksgiving at the Airport’” as weather stalls the Hills’ trip to Peggy’s folks in Montana.

Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life….

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley’s old trampoline. It’s Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was…

When Thaterton stacks his Company softball team with Pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own Softball team to become the Ace pitcher for Strickland Propane. Unfortunately, Hank’s…

Peggy and Hank’s 20th-anniversary party leaves the missus missing their youth; and a bottle of tequila is the highlight of their private revelry.

Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to…

After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to…

Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby’s football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team,…

Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank…

Angry that Luanne cost him his job house-sitting Boomhauer’s house, Bobby replaces her birth control pills with candy.

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and…

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets…

Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV’s Spring Break. Meanwhile, Bill tries to…

Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in…

After Hank and Bobby visit the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Hank decides to make a video that will convince the team to move their camp to Arlen.

When Dale brings home a new ‘Super Mower’ the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few…

Arlen’s new minister is a woman, which everyone except Cotton seems to accept. When Bobby eats all of a Midwestern fish dish prepared by the minister, it somehow leads to…

Starvin’ Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to…

South Park’s Civil War reenactment, sponsored by “Jagerminz S’More Flavored Schnapps,” gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a…

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics.” The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs…

Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets…

Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get…

The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan’s #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover…

Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics…

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the “Getting Gay With Kids” choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on…

Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle’s dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help…