A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine’s electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.

A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won’t try a pie; Kramer has an itch.

Jerry’s masseuse-girlfriend doesn’t like George; Elaine’s boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.

Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George’s father; Jerry’s gift to Elaine offends her friend.

George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.

Jerry and Elaine’s suspicion about “nonfat” yogurt figures into New York City’s mayoral race.

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone’s feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?

Jerry’s appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer’s girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.

The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn’t think he’ll live to see its success.

Kramer’s optometrist pal replaces George’s glasses with suspect frames.

Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George’s passion wins him a job; Elaine’s exclamations end her relationship.

Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George’s car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.

A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he’s been dumped.

An odor in Jerry’s car seeps into the love life of Elaine.

There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George’s pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

Jerry shares George’s self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.

Elaine’s prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.

Volunteering with seniors…Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his.

Jerry adopts Elaine’s opinion about a woman he’s seeing; then Elaine changes her mind.

Jerry can’t remember the name of his date, and he observes a splenectomy.

A lawyer George dates could help Jerry’s pal, who’s facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramer’s trip to Florida.

There’s something about Elaine’s shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry’s TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.

A weekend is kaput, partly because of George’s driving.

Elaine’s assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.

The man who’s threatening Jerry is the same Joe who’s dating Elaine.

Jerry courts a woman with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man disagrees with Elaine.

George’s mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.

On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit the right airport.

Kramer makes Elaine’s Christmas card a collector’s item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to…

The difficulties met by four persons trying to meet at one movie.

Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramer’s new friend becomes a victim.

Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant seeking his confession.

A show about “nothing” is George’s pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.

Jerry’s dad has a bad time at the back doctor’s; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry’s unhappy with George’s network “negotiating.”

The network president doesn’t play George’s game; Jerry deals for his “broken” watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.

Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman’s office with George…

Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment in the hopes that she can then have Jerry’s place….

Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.