George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance…

Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the “man with a…

Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one George’s parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans…

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that…

George thinks he’s had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and…

Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across “naked people” and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their…

Elaine needs to use Jerry’s apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was “unequivocally the worst date of my life.”…

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time…

George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy’s cat. Elaine…

George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over…

Jerry’s parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won’t complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes…

Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can’t get out of his mind. Kramer…

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry’s apartment.

Jerry becomes friends with baseball’s Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball’s Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

Kramer sits for Jerry’s artist girlfriend, but Jerry won’t stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

George argues with a stranger over a “dream” parking space in front of Jerry’s apartment.

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

Kramer’s advice gives George “the upper hand” in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine’s outburst of laughter.

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor’s girl after the neighbor’s suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine’s friend–then wait nervously.

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

An imperfection mars George’s gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

Jerry’s gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer…well, nobody can help Kramer.

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on “Live with Regis and Kathie Lee.”

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

The sale of Morty’s raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad’s clothes.

George embarrasses himself at a kids’ birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.

In the Hamptons, George’s date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?

George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

Jerry’s girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry’s dad; George sells his dad’s old “cruisewear.”

A “brief” stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George’s big coat.

A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine’s electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.