When Stan feels like he’s not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making…

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that…

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try…

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine’s car.

Hayley and Jeff move into a van and start living life on the open road. Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver that they rated poorly.

Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman; Stan plans a party.

Steve discovers his mom has never stopped giving him her breastmilk.

Stan drags the family to a labyrinth for family game night; Roger gets some geese.

Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers while the rest of the family visits an escape room.

After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Klaus claims to have invented the high five.

Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage. Roger excels at jingle writing.

When Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it. It turns out Steve is the rightful owner of the land, and he…

Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website and forces the rest of the family to participate.

Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission…

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father’s old truck. Meanwhile, Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her…

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…

A mold of Francine’s vagina is displayed in a museum.

Stan’s co-workers at the CIA teach him about “rubbernecking,” the art of checking out other women on the sly, away from the gaze of their wives. But when Stan causes…

Stan’s plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday.

When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan’s old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is…

When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis to marry the school’s Superintendent and to…

When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan’s body; Roger builds a gym in the attic.

Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley’s grieving process so she will be available to judge their…

During the Smith family’s tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

Steve connects with his ne’er-do-well paternal grandfather, whom Stan despises for many reasons, not the least of which is that he never taught him to ride a bike. Meanwhile, Hayley…

Bullock makes Stan his “No. 1” at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the “No. 1” babysitter for Bullock’s baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the…

The Smiths catch Roger spending time with another family–and it turns out that he has been a family “cheater” for decades.

When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan and Steve become smugglers. Meanwhile, Klaus gets word that he has received an inheritance but can’t collect it because the CIA has turned…

In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham’s daughter. After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger…

When Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear.

Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.

When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he and Roger hatch up a plan at the local horse track to avoid losing his car….

In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty. Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him and…

Francine is out of town, giving Roger an opportunity to host spring break at the Smith house for visiting college students, one of whom becomes the straying Stan’s “spring-break buddy.”…

Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who’s like him in every way but one–he’s an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do….

When Stan’s mom gets dumped by yet another boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support, which he willingly provides (yet again). Francine, feeling threatened, seeks to loosen this umbilical…

Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him,…