Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.

Roger breaks up Steve’s friendship with Snot, Barry and Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.

Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a porta john.

When Francine successfully grows a garden, it reminds Roger he knows a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.

Suspicious about Hayley’s mysterious, newfound wealth, Francine decides to get to the bottom of it. Roger sets out to make Stan an internet celebrity.

Steve and Snot’s friendship gets put to the test when their mothers start to fight.

A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger’s improv troupe.

The Smiths get new neighbors! Meanwhile, Roger dreads having to be a little boy’s kite for a day.

After Stan’s plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he’s given a magical opportunity to make things right.

When Principal Lewis threatens to cancel science club, Steve takes matters into his own hands in a monstrous way.

Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her “farm tough” by turning the house into an urban homestead.

Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher’s mallet.

Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.

Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream strip club; Klaus moves into Steve’s room.

Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her. Steve tries on Hayley’s laidback approach to school work.

Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and…

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve’s…

Roger becomes worried about outliving the family; Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out…

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people…

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan’s car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.

Steve becomes a pilot.

Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve “Face/Off”-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she’s…

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel…

Steve decides to prove his manhood by accompanying Stan and his CIA cronies on their annual hunting excursion. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus undertake a cross-country trek.

Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his…

Stan joins Roger and Steve’s fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his “job.” Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring…

Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the…

When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for…

Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.

When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a…

Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt – until their different visions for…

When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down…

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an…