Orphan Mary Katherine Gallagher, an ugly duckling at St. Monica High School, has a dream: to be kissed soulfully. She decides she can realize this dream if she becomes a…

A rumor of Moira’s death appears online and Roland asks Johnny to be his child’s godfather.

David and Patrick host an open mic night; Johnny and Stevie start rebranding the hotel.

David tries to reconcile with Patrick. Moira pitches a singles event at Town Hall while Johnny buys Stevie a gift for her help at the motel.

For research, Johnny and Moira attend a singles event but get too involved. Alexis runs into an old friend, David agrees to help Jocelyn in planning her baby shower.

While Moira fears she is responsible for the death of a motel guest, David and Patrick decide to make their budding romance official.

Moira prepares for her headline debut at the annual Schitt’s Creek Asbestos Fest, while David deals with a group of loitering teens in the apothecary.

Amy gears up to meet Jake’s mother on his birthday, but the celebration takes an unexpected turn. New body cameras prove embarrassing for Boyle.