Joel’s feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he’s a failure as a husband and now as a father.

Charlie can’t function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan’s constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

The guys go to Evelyn’s house to meet the new man she’s dating, and Charlie realizes the man’s daughter is a woman he’s trying to avoid.

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie’s shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan’s worried when…

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going…

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going…

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he’s a failure as a husband and now as a father.

Charlie can’t function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan’s constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

The guys go to Evelyn’s house to meet the new man she’s dating, and Charlie realizes the man’s daughter is a woman he’s trying to avoid.

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie’s shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan’s worried when…

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people…

George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry’s social life; Elaine eats Peterman’s slice of wedding cake from the nuptials…

Elaine’s area code is changed; a co-worker steals George’s desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a “long-distance relationship” when his girlfriend moves downtown.

Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a…

Part 1 of a two-part retrospective on the series’ nine seasons.

A two-part retrospective on the series’ nine seasons concludes.

The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George’s sitcom. But there’s an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

Witnesses testify to the gang’s (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a “Good Samaritan Law.”

George goes to work for his father; Jerry’s girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine’s plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness…

Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry’s girlfriend won’t let him play with her toys; George’s clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee’s…

George has a past with his new boss; Jerry’s “revenge date” backfires; Kramer’s deli slicer solves Elaine’s problem with a neighbor.

Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine’s disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer’s desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

Jerry’s girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine’s lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers’ names to a fraudulent charity.

At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry’s deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

An actress turns Jerry’s criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

Jerry keeps finding Kramer’s hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry’s parents in Florida; Susan’s parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can’t tell if she’s part of an interracial couple.

Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy’s religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past…

Kramer uses butter for shaving–and more; George’s cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before…

Kramer hires an assistant; George’s boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won’t get back with her latest ex.

Elaine’s boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying “I love you”; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.